Aww thanks for sending this to me~!
1) I have a twin brother, he’s my best friend
2) I’m currently writing a book
3) I’m an atheist
4) sometimes when i see pictures of benny c i get sad bc i really want to meet him and i don’t think i’ll ever get to
5) the first story I ever wrote was dragontales fanfiction when i was 4
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
mango? why not womango? end sexism now
womango make me a sandwich :P
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
look at her eyes.. JUST LOOK AT THEM!!!
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink